Christmas

How to create a disaster?

Here's a tip, wrap your kids with Christmas lights and choose your issue:

Will it be strangulation?

Will their head and necks be singed by the burning bulbs?

Could Isabella be loosing brain cells by the second because she sure looks like it. Line up for your parenting class




While the redneck in charge of driving this disaster of hay ride took our picture, his three-toothed buddy stole my wallet. Last I heard the robbed me of enough green to film their own movie.

Last I heard their gay cowboy movie was doing well.




Take a look at Isabella and then guess what Joe has inside his #3 Pampers??

1) An ornament
2) A present for Mommy
3) A likeness of Pappaw
4) All of the above

Your answer is 4)