Blue Man Group

Just a few more minutes and he would have completed the entire face.

Glamour Shots on the marina

Such beauty










So lovely








I was sucking down a 32 Ounce PBR at the same moment

We've got big balls

The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all

All dark meat... Cheap *&%**&&

They know I'm a breast man.








Listen, run over there, ring Daffy's neck, throw him in the deep fat fryer and bring me his boobs. Chop, Chop.

Drinking leads to sniffing glue

"A bottle of red, a bottle of white..."








No one's looking...









If no one is going to give me a glass, I'll just get one of my own.

Live in the now honey

Okay, somebody has been listening to Going to California from Zeppelin. This look may have gotten you some hippy action back in the day but it doesn't work in today's fashion. You need to go buy jeans three sizes too big and too long and let them drag on the ground as they fall off your ass.

KISS reunites

Hey all of you in the KISS Army, the band is getting back together. And they're even bringing back the relatively unknown 5th member...


















Get out your packets of fake blood and get ready to unravel your 10 inch tongue!

Isabella's message to the world...

Got it?

Hard of hearing?

Mia First Day of Soccer

Mia seemed pretty huge compared with these other three. At her first game, she preferred to follow the roving pack around the field. Although right before the final whistle, her right cleat grazed the outside of the ball. I was never so proud.










Father of the Year goes to???

Not me.

Is Mia in this shot? No
Is anyone we know in this shot? No
Is the pretty coach from the other team in this shot? Yes